Capitals - Africa- Tips n Tricks

 Addis Ababa

Ethiopia

Pia( lover)  says adi baba ( baby)

Gali m adidas k shoes phen kr ek baba jara tha gana gate hue o piya o piya ye tune kya kiya .. I am ethiopia

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Port Louis

Mauritius

Lo Port ( washroom vala)  m mori hai

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Bangui

Central African Republic

C A R ( initials ) se Bank gyi ( Bangui) 

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Antananarivo

Madagascar

Mad

Antan- nari- ivo

Mad aunty nari 

Maida gas karta hai toh Nana Ani (against) h mt khaya kro

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Kinshasa

Democratic Republic of the Congo

Republic day pr king hi demo de rha tha 

* Difference between republic of Congo n democratic republic of Congo 

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UuAsmara

Eritrea

Asmara (aisa mara) 

Eritrea ( aari se tree) 

Aari se tree ko aisa mara

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Maseru

Lesotho

Lesotho/ lehsun

Ma seru .. ma shero vali

Mata shero vali k Prasad m lahsun khakr log thu thu kr re the

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Gaborone

Botswana

1. Gabru rokr boat p chla gya van chodkar

2. Boat pr bethkar aadmi ko ghabrahat hone lag gyi or vo rone lga

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Kampala

Uganda

Kamp - camp

Uganda .. u ko ganda

U ko camp Ganda lgta hai

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Cairo

Egypt

Cairo .. kayr / darpok

Egypt- Ezee ( kpde dhone vala ) ../ easy

Darpok/ kayr bcha ki Dress p lge daag ezee s easily dhul gye

Egypt - pyramid Cairo - Kai 

Egypt k pyramid m Kai jam gyi

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Lusaka

Zambia

Zambia - Jaam pia (drink  🍻 🍷)

Losaka- loose kia

Jaam peene k liy usne apni dress ko loose kia ya jaam k baad usko loose motion lag g 

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Tunis

Tunisia

Tutak tutak tutia

Tuni tunis tunisia

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Dodoma / Dar es Salaam*

Tanzania

Do do ma

Tarzen (movie  name /car )

Tarzen movie m hero ki do do ma thi .. dadi or ma

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Lomé

Togo

Togo- pogo

Lome- loan

Pogo dekhne k liy bche loan tv k liy loan lene aaye

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São Tomé

São Tomé and Príncipe

Principle ki daat s sab same same tomy( dog) bolte hai

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Niamey

Niger

Niger - naai Ghar / Nani Ghar

Niamey - niyam/ rules

Naai/ Naani k ghar niyam bhot hai

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Bamako

Mali

Mali ne garden m bam ( bomb) chupa diya

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Freetown

Sierra Leone

Sunny Leone move like she is in free town

Sehra phen k black African lion town m free ghum rha h

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Bujumbura

Burundi

Burundi.. buri gundu

Bujumbura - jam k bura

Africa m Kali si lady ghum ri thi hmne usko kha kitni buri gundu lag ri hai or vo jam k bura man g 

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Bissau

Guinea-Bissau

Bipasha bassu created history by creating arecord in  guinness book of world  records 

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Conakry

Guinea

Guin - gun 

Gun ne /se s darkar hum ek kone m cry kr rhe the 

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Algiers

Algeria

Alergy hone k bar aadmi alergy ko Algiers bolne lga

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Nouakchott

Mauritania

Nauk ne Tania ko chot Mari or uske per m chot s mori ho gyi .

Tania ne Mor ko hat kra toh Mor tehni se gira or uski naak pr chott aa gyi

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Mbabane / Lobamba*

Swaziland

Swaad land ka /Ghar ka

Mba krke kuch bnne gye pr land ka swad ni bhule

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Tripoli

Libya

Tri poli- 3 poli ( pen🖊️ caps)

Libiya- Duniya

Meine dibiya mein 3 poli chupa di .

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Abuja

Nigeria

Nigeria- naai jeera

Abuja - ambuja

Naai jeera khara tha toh humne usse pucha jeera kyo kha rhe ho usne kha jeera khane se ambuja cement jaisi takat aa jati hai

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Djibouti

Djibouti

Dj vale Babu mera gana chal do .. dja vale Babu mera gana chla do.... He said - Do bar toh chla diya ..mtlb same same

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Moroni

Comoros

Morani- morning/ peacock/ more nhi 

Comoros - Kam ras 

Mor ( 🦚) rasgulle mein kam ras khata hai more nhi Kam ras vala rasgulla pasand h usse

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Kigali

Rwanda

Rwanda - Raw anda

Kigali - ki gali( abuse)

Africa k kale aadmi ko logo ne Raw anda maara or .. ki gali di.

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Porto-Novo / Cotonou*

Benin

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Yaoundé

Cameroon

Yaounde- dhunde

Camera in room

Camera mam in room ( ander gya ) ... Yes in da room you are in cameraman

Room mein camera 📸 gum ho gya usko dhunde.

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Nairobi

Kenya

Kenya ..Kanya/ choti girl

Nai rob( Nairobi) mein Kenya k hair cut kr rha h

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N'Djamena

Chad

No jameen(jamena)  chod ( Chad) 

And He says Jaa meena jameen chod

Punjabi gabri jameen pr Chad gya or bol hum apni jameen ni chodoge

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Windhoek

Namibia

Atmosphere m wind hai or nami bhi hai

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Banjul

The Gambia

Behen July m b game khelri h tu toh sbko gam hua

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Dakar

Senegal

Barish m Sani hui gal ( senegal) ne dakar liya

Dena( army ) vali girls dakar lene m shy ni feel krti

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Pretoria / Cape Town / Bloemfontein

South Africa

Pretoria - preety - administrative

Cape town -cap town - legislative

Bloemfontein - blue fountain- judicial

Capri phen kr south / niche gye

South Africa mein jo b admin/ HR office m kaam krte h vo bhot preety log hote hai..jo legislative log hote h vo Capri or cap phen k town m ghumte hai  or jucial log hte h unko blue fountain pen 🖊️ chahiye hta h

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Victoria

Seychelles

Sea shore m victory celebration

Sea k pass aapko shells mil jaye toh apki victory hti h

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Accra

Ghana

Acne ( pimples) ghane/ jyada h Sara face khrab ho gya

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Yamoussoukro / Abidjan*

Côte d'Ivoire

Court m divorce/ coat DIY

Kamasutra/ ya mouse or crow

1. Kamasutra vali baatein krni ki vjah s adi ki Jan usse divorce lene court chli gyi

2. Adi ne jaan k liy apne coat pr ek DIY bnaya pr crow or mouse ne vo khrab kr diya

3. Coat ka DIY sukh rha hai

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Maputo

Mozambique

Mata pita mosambi / mosmi / fruit khare hai

Mata pita ne bikhari ko ko kha futo jo moje ( 🧦 socks ) lekar bheekh mang rha tha

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Ouagadougou

Burkina Faso

Bhua ka dogi

Burkha

Bhua k dogi ne burkha phna or vo fas gya

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Brazzaville

Republic of the Congo

Republic day pr congress party ne  Brazil vala song bja dia 

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Monrovia

Liberia

Manrovia- Man roya

Liberia- laye ber/ library

Man ne koi or fruit khana tha pr uske papa ber le aaye toh vo library m jaakr roya.. or library m jaakr isliy roya qki man kisi ko aasu ni dikhaye

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Malabo

Equatorial Guinea

1. Mala mein equal gini Dali Hui hai 

2. Gini ne  Equator( bhumadya Rekha ) mala ki bnadi 

3. Gini- asharfiya/ sone ki gini

Mala ne apni body k madhya( bhupadhya Rekha/ Equator) pr sone ki giniya ki mala ( kamarbandh ) Dali Hui h .

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Harare

Zimbabwe

Zim Jane k baad bhi aadmi biwise hai Hara re

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Praia

Cape Verde

Praia - paraya

Cape verde - cap or vardi / army dress

Africa m Army man ne jaise hi cap or vardi phni vo paraya ho gya.

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Juba

South Sudan

Zuban hi Sadi Hui hai .. go to south ( niche) taki na dikho

Niche south mein kuch sadne ki smell( foul smell) aa rhi thi aap jakr dekho kuch dubara h kya

* Differentiate between Sudan n south sudan

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Mogadishu

Somalia

Mogli Alia k liy som k samose laya pr dishu kha gyi

So Mali ekathe dish khane gye vha mukka dhishum dhishum hgi 

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Rabat

Morocco

Rabbit Monaco biscuit 🍪 khata hai

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Khartoum

Sudan

Kheer m se sadaan ( foul smell ) aa rhi thi 

* South Sudan difference

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Libreville

Gabon

Libreville - labour vale

Gabon - Gabon mtlb Dhokha dhadi

Velle Labours ne Dhokha dhadi kri

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Lilongwe

Malawi

We-wi

Humne( we ne) ek long si mala Li or sab hmme dekh k hasre h .

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Luanda

Angola

Luanda.. loo and anda

Angola .. aag ka gola

Aag ka gola khakar man loo m gya pr seat pr kisi ne anda phod rakha tha